Filed under: Dining Out
i was vacationing in Mombasa one time and we went to a beachside dive restaurant. the waiter suggested lemon crusted octopus with a side of palm wine. we agreed…
i swear to all things holy after we ordered the octopus , he ran out shirtless and dived into the sea and five minutes later came out holding an octopus which he proceeded to take into the kitchen…
15 min later we had lemon crusted octopus…!
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We took my mother out to an outdoor seafood restaurant for Mother’s day. The seagulls were pestering us and my mother complained that the tarter sauce tasted "gritty." As the waiter approached us with a bottle of Tartar Sauce, my mother realized that the "tartar sauce" on her fish was really seagull poop.
A guy ate his own head.
Then Chuck Norris came and made everyone else eat their own head.
I got a free seed-bun too.
Quite the occasion.
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It was a mess! Mashed potatos flying everywhere, tables turned upside down, chairs all tipped over and jello on the waiter and pizza on the ceiling!
And I was left standing there to say……"did I do thaat?"
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why is your hair soo poofy?
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We took my mother out to an outdoor seafood restaurant for Mother’s day. The seagulls were pestering us and my mother complained that the tarter sauce tasted "gritty." As the waiter approached us with a bottle of Tartar Sauce, my mother realized that the "tartar sauce" on her fish was really seagull poop.
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We couldn’t afford the bill so me and 3 friends made this crazy plan.
We would leave one by one as unsuspiciously as we could, then one of the waiters asked my friend where we were disappearing to and looked around just as I was about to go, so i had to crawl out of the restaurant. My other friend ended up climbing out of the window in the toilets.
It was one of those ‘you had to be there’ moments so it won’t sound funny at all, but at the time me and my friends were hysterical, we all got to the point where we were crying with laughter. I don’t think i’ve laughed as much since that day.
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because thats what me and my friends do :’)