5 Comments for 'When one is out for an evening of fine dining with a lovely lady, what is the best way to ensure she receives?'

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   George Washington
   September 16, 2009 | 4:04 am
    

   By being very nice to the waiter. If your not then you only receive water.
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   Crash Fu™
   September 16, 2009 | 4:15 am
    

   I think if you spend enough time with your tongue down her throat, she’ll be kept busy and her appetite will be suppressed.

   That, or have an emergency phone call just before you order real food.
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   Dashing Geek is MIA
   September 16, 2009 | 4:38 am
    

   Excellent question. The best way is to bring a loaf of Wonder Bread and some margarine with you - ladies always appreciate a man who plans ahead.
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   You spring for soup? Stop making me look bad.

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   Timinator .
   September 16, 2009 | 5:10 am
    

   I once spent an hour at a mexican restaurant eating their chips & salsa while perusing the menu. Every time the waiter came over to take our order I kept saying, "We’re still looking". After the third bowl of chips, we were full.

   I love cheap dates, I married that woman!
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5.  
   Dead Parrot Society
   September 16, 2009 | 5:33 am
    

   Olive Garden, silly! And she’ll get a salad, too.
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   If taken for sushi, I put out.

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