Filed under: Entertaining Tips
I’m writing a humorous article on "Should I become a nun?" and want to make it sound lighthearted and funny, though at the moment have writer’s block!
Anyone got any suggestions/ quotes on how to make it entertaining? Maybe a couple of sentences or phrases?
Much appreciate your help?
PUT A PICTURE OF UR FACE IN IT AND EVERYOONE WILL LAUGH THEIR ASS OFF
why r u writing it if you don’t even know how???????
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PUT A PICTURE OF UR FACE IN IT AND EVERYOONE WILL LAUGH THEIR ASS OFF
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Try opening with your inspiration: TVLand re-runs of "The Flying Nun". Sally Fields was very, very likable in that.
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Maybe crack a few jokes and call poor people a few hobos lol…
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Bada Bing!!!♥
think about it.
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use the joke about the soap
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if a nun in the article is going to bed make a nun say to another nun "nun night"
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Think about just what it is about a nun’s life you find humorous? Keep in mind that there are women who are very serious about that vocation.
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Its either that or become a penguin
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become a nun…
a. because I can never find anything to wear
b. because I don’t know how else to break up with him
c. because I didn’t make it to Hollywood on American Idol
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Involve the flying nun in your story.
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put ur mom tehre XD XD XD
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ur moms ass
Nuns are a hard habit to break! Three nuns die and go to heaven..Saint peter meets them at the gate and asks..I must know before you enter have any of you touched a mans penis? The first nun says..I think I may have brushed up against one in an elevator once. Saint Peter told her to wash her hand in holy water. Suddenly the third nun butted ahead of the second nun and said..I need to gargle before sister Martha stickes her a*s in that water!!
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I can’t be a nun….I have dandruf!!!
Do a spoof on ‘The Sound of Music’
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Maybe make a few references to Sister Act and The Sound Of Music?
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